This extraordinary greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a raw, explosive portrait of Michael Madsen as the legendary Mr. Blonde from Quentin Tarantino's 1992 masterpiece Reservoir Dogs. Bullet holes, dripping paint, K-Billy Super Sounds of the 70s, and the full iconic lineup of suited criminals — this card is a love letter to one of the greatest films ever made and the man who made Mr. Blonde unforgettable.
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" "Seems I'm always stuck in the middle with you." The quotes are all there. The energy is all there. And the pun — "You're a Cut Above" — is perfectly, gloriously executed.
The original painting remains in Chris Tutty's personal collection — a piece he has chosen to keep close. And there's a deeper story behind it: Chris was a genuine friend of Michael Madsen, a man who supported Chris's artwork and believed in his talent. Michael passed away in 2025, and this card stands as a tribute to both the artist and the friendship — a true icon piece in every sense of the word.
For the Tarantino devotee, the Reservoir Dogs fanatic, the Michael Madsen admirer, or anyone in your life who is genuinely, undeniably a cut above the rest.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.