YOU'RE A CUT ABOVE (Danny Trejo) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

For Someone That's Not Looking for Trouble... But It Always Finds Him. You're a Cut Above. Happy Birthday!

This fierce greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a dramatic, larger-than-life portrait of Danny Trejo, Hollywood's most badass character actor, rendered against a blazing inferno backdrop with the iconic Trejo's Cantina Hollywood badge in the corner.

Tattoos, fire, intensity — this card doesn't mess around. Whether your birthday guy is a Machete fan, a Danny Trejo devotee, or just someone who handles life like a man who's seen some things — this card was made for him.

But the story behind this card is what makes it truly legendary. After completing the painting, Chris Tutty personally visited Trejo's Cantina in Hollywood to hang out with Danny Trejo and gifted him an artist proof of the original painting. Danny was so moved by the gesture that he thanked Chris across all of his social media platforms — a moment that speaks volumes about both the art and the man behind it.

The original was also signed by Danny Trejo at Calgary Comic Expo, cementing this as one of the most storied pieces in the entire collection.

Perfect for the tough guy with a heart of gold, the action movie fan, or anyone who deserves a birthday card with a little more fire than the drugstore offers.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.