TOO WEIRD TO LIVE, TOO RARE TO DIE (Fear and Loathing) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Good People Drink Good Beer. Too Weird to Live. Too Rare to Die. Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.

This wild greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a vibrant, sun-scorched tribute to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, capturing Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo blazing through the Mojave in their convertible with the full gonzo spirit intact. Vintage signage, desert skies, cold beer, and pure unhinged energy — this card is a love letter to Hunter S. Thompson and one of the greatest road trip films ever made.

Perfect for the free spirit, the adventurer, the one who always buys the ticket and takes the ride — or anyone who deserves a birthday card that's as weird and wonderful as they are.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.