This breathtaking greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a stunning, cinematic portrait of Marilyn Monroe in a plunging gold sequin gown, champagne bottle in hand, head tilted back with that effortless, timeless glamour that made her the most photographed woman in the world. Dark background, golden light, and Marilyn absolutely owning every inch of the frame.
The original painting was created using 24-karat gold flake — a technique Chris Tutty used to immortalize one of Marilyn's most iconic red carpet moments, capturing not just her likeness but the sheer luminosity of her presence. The gold catches the light the way she caught every eye in every room she ever walked into.
This extraordinary piece was donated to the Sein Lok Society — a vital organization serving Calgary's Chinese community — and auctioned for an incredible $4,500, a testament to both the power of the artwork and the generosity it inspires. A card with real heart and real history behind it.
Perfect for the Marilyn devotee, the champagne lover, the classic Hollywood fan, or anyone who deserves a birthday card as golden and legendary as the woman on the front.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.