Raise Your Glass and Lower Your Standards. Happy Birthday! — Post Your Standards Card by Chris Tutty

Raise Your Glass and Lower Your Standards. Happy Birthday!

The birthday card for every Post Malone devotee, whiskey lover, and anyone who has ever made a questionable decision and absolutely zero regrets about it.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty created Post Your Standards — a bold, electric pop art portrait of Post Malone at his most iconic. Post fills the entire card in a stunning close-up — face tattoos blazing, signature moustache, wearing his iconic white cowboy hat with barbed wire detail and “Post” written across the brim, plaid blazer, tattooed hand raised holding a crystal whiskey glass full of bourbon on the rocks. The background explodes in a wash of deep purple, blue, green, and gold paint splatter. Bold multi-coloured saloon-style typography blazes across the card in white, gold, and purple:

RAISE your Glass and LOWER your Standards.

For the Post faithful. The whiskey devotee. The person who has always had their own standards — and they are exactly as high as they need to be. For the birthday that deserves a card as bold, as tattooed, and as unapologetically legendary as Post Malone himself.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Post Your Standards
• Bold portrait of Post Malone — face tattoos, signature moustache, white cowboy hat with barbed wire and “Post” on the brim
• Tattooed hand raised holding crystal whiskey glass with bourbon on the rocks
• Deep purple, blue, green, and gold paint splatter background
• Bold multi-coloured saloon-style typography — “RAISE your Glass and LOWER your Standards.”
• Premium quality print on black card stock
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, Post Malone fans, whiskey lovers, hip hop devotees, and anyone who has ever lowered their standards and had the time of their life

WILD WEST HOLLYWOOD – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of music icons, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the whiskey’s gone.

Bold. Tattooed. Unapologetic.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.