On Your Birthday I Hope My Rack Makes You Horny! Have a Wild One! — Card by Chris Tutty

On Your Birthday… I Hope My Rack Makes You Horny! Have a Wild One!

The birthday card that stops the room dead — and then makes everyone lose it.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature jewel-toned wildlife art and zero-apology humour to this gloriously cheeky birthday card — Horny Racks. A massive bighorn ram stares you down from a deep midnight background, his enormous spiral horns alive with multicolour neon dots — electric blues, fiery oranges, hot pinks, and golden yellows — bold gold and white typography blazing across the card: On Your Birthday, I Hope My RACK Makes You HORNY! Have a wild one!

No explanation needed. No apologies given. Just a ram, a rack, and a punchline that lands every single time.

For the person with a great sense of humour. For the friend who gets it immediately. For the birthday that deserves a card with serious horn energy.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Horny Racks
• Massive bighorn ram portrait with multicolour neon dot aesthetic on deep midnight background
• Electric blues, fiery oranges, hot pinks, golden yellows
• Bold gold and white typography — “I Hope My RACK Makes You HORNY! Have a wild one!”
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, wildlife lovers, hunters, and anyone who appreciates a card with serious rack energy

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of wildlife, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the cake’s gone.

Bold. Wild. Horny.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.