On Your Birthday I Hope My Rack Makes You Horny! — Have a Wild One! Birthday Card by Chris Tutty

On Your Birthday… I Hope My Rack Makes You Horny! Have a Wild One!

The birthday card that stops the party dead in its tracks — in the best possible way.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature bold wildlife art and zero-apology humour to this gloriously cheeky birthday card. A massive bull moose stares you down from a glowing golden forest — jewel-toned bokeh lights, shimmering antlers dripping in multicolour dots, and a face that says I know exactly what I’m doing.

Bold gold typography on a deep midnight background, ornate gold border, and a punchline that lands every single time: I hope my rack makes you horny. Have a wild one!

For the hunter, the nature lover, the person with a great sense of humour, or anyone who deserves a birthday card with serious antler energy.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Horny Rack
• Massive bull moose with jewel-toned shimmering antlers
• Glowing golden bokeh forest background
• Bold gold typography on deep midnight background with ornate gold border
• “On your birthday… I hope my rack makes you horny! Have a wild one!”
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, hunters, wildlife lovers, and anyone who appreciates a card with serious rack energy

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of wildlife, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the cake’s gone.

Bold. Wild. Horny.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.