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xOh No... You're Melting? From All the Birthday Candles!
This wildly original greeting card features early artwork by Chris Tutty — a chaotic, colour-drenched scene straight out of The Wizard of Oz, reimagined as the world's most dramatic birthday meltdown. Dorothy watches in wide-eyed horror as the Wicked Witch melts spectacularly — not from water this time, but from the sheer heat of too many birthday candles blazing on the cake below.
Dripping paint, explosive colour, comic book speech bubbles, and pure unhinged energy — this is old school Chris Tutty at his most playful and irreverent. The kind of piece that reminds you why art should make you laugh out loud.
The bottle in the background says it all: "Another Year Closer to Meltdown." The cup? "Birthdays Shouldn't Hurt This Much." This card is a full experience.
Perfect for the Wizard of Oz fan, the person who dreads getting older, or anyone in your life who deserves a birthday card as dramatic and unforgettable as they are.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
- 5 x 7 premium greeting card
- Custom envelope
- Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.
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