Medusa — Making Men Hard Since 700 BC — Card by Chris Tutty

Medusa. Making Men Hard Since 700 BC.

The card that makes everyone do a double take — and then absolutely lose it.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his bold, mythological art and zero-apology humour to this gloriously cheeky card — Medusa. A powerful, stone-skinned Medusa stands tall in the ruins of an ancient Greek temple, golden sword raised, serpents coiling through her hair, jewelled armour gleaming in an eerie emerald glow. Her gaze is calm, commanding, and absolutely devastating.

Bold gold tavern-sign typography blazes across the bottom: MAKING MEN HARD — Since 700 BC.

No explanation needed. No apologies given. Just Medusa, a sword, and a punchline that’s been landing since ancient Greece.

For the person with a sense of humour. For the mythology nerd. For the friend who gets it immediately. For the card that absolutely nobody forgets.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Medusa
• Powerful stone-skinned Medusa with golden sword, serpent hair, and jewelled armour
• Ancient Greek temple ruins, eerie emerald glow
• Bold gold tavern-sign typography — “MAKING MEN HARD — Since 700 BC”
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, just because, mythology lovers, history nerds, and anyone who appreciates a punchline with 2,700 years of history behind it

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of mythology, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the moment’s gone.

Bold. Fierce. Making Men Hard Since 700 BC.
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