(Mas Tequila) Pam Anderson Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Tequila May Not Be the Answer. But It's Worth a Shot.

This stunning greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty from his painting "Mas Tequila" — a gorgeous, hyper-realistic airbrush portrait of a pink-haired bombshell throwing back a tequila shot, lime wedge dripping in hand, against a hot pink background that practically glows. Sultry, bold, and dripping with attitude from every corner.

The words? Pure Shevelle — Wild West Hollywood's resident mascot and the genius behind the cheeky card copy that makes you snort-laugh and then immediately want to frame it. "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot." Perfectly executed. Unapologetically fun.

This is the card for the friend who always orders one more round. The one who shows up to the party with a bottle of Patrón and zero regrets. The one who lives by the motto that bad decisions make the best stories.

Perfect for the tequila lover, the party animal, the unapologetic fun-haver, or anyone in your life who deserves a birthday card as bold and beautiful as they are.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.