Make Breakups Great Again — It’s Not Fake News… It’s Over! Breakup Card by Chris Tutty

Make Breakups Great Again. It’s Not Fake News… It’s Over.

No spin. No alternative facts. Just the truth — delivered with maximum impact and zero apology.

This gloriously savage breakup card features an original painting by Canadian artist Chris Tutty — a bold, distressed vintage portrait standing between two American flags, red tie, dark suit, that unmistakable expression… with a speech bubble that says it all: “It’s Not Fake News… It’s Over.”

Aged gold typography, distressed campaign poster aesthetic, and the kind of authority that ends conversations — this card doesn’t just end a relationship. It makes a statement. A very, very loud statement.

For the breakup that needs no explanation. For the person who deserves to know — in the most unforgettable way possible — that it’s done. Finished. Over. Not fake news.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Not Fake News
• Distressed vintage campaign poster aesthetic with gold typography
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for breakups, endings, and anyone who needs to make their point loud and clear

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, party, or just because—you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle’s gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.