LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES – UNLESS IT'S FILLED WITH BOOZE (Marilyn Monroe) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates... Unless It's Filled with Booze.

This gloriously cheeky greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a stunning portrait of Marilyn Monroe in full glamour mode. Red nails, diamond earrings, lips parted, and a chocolate dripping with liquid gold... or is that whisky? Either way, she's not sharing.

The words? Those belong to Shevelle — the one and only Wild West Hollywood mascot and resident purveyor of cheeky, unapologetic card copy. When Shevelle writes it, you know it's going to hit different. Bold pink glitter script, a lipstick kiss, and that unmistakable Marilyn energy — this card is equal parts gorgeous and hilarious.

"Life is Like a Box of Chocolates — Unless It's Filled with Booze." Forrest Gump never had it this good.

Perfect for the Marilyn fan, the chocolate lover, the booze enthusiast, or anyone in your life who deserves a birthday card that's as fabulous and unapologetic as they are.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.