LET'S MAKE SOME POUR DECISIONS (Marilyn Monroe) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Let's Make Some Pour Decisions. Happy Birthday!

This gloriously cheeky greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a bold, explosive pop art portrait of Marilyn Monroe bursting with colour. Vivid pinks, electric blues, and molten golds splash across the canvas as Marilyn gazes down with that knowing look — the one that says she's already three martinis ahead of you and having the time of her life.

Based on Chris Tutty's original painting "Hollywood", this version cranks the energy all the way up — neon graffiti lettering, a dripping martini glass, and the most perfectly executed pun in the history of birthday cards: "Let's Make Some Pour Decisions." The cheeky copy is courtesy of Shevelle — Wild West Hollywood's resident mascot and the voice behind the cards that make you snort-laugh in public.

This is the card for the friend who's always the last one standing at the party. The one who orders another round when everyone else is calling it a night. The one who makes every birthday legendary.

Perfect for the Marilyn fan, the cocktail lover, the life-of-the-party, or anyone who deserves a birthday card as bold and unapologetic as they are.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.