Let’s Be Fur Real… Things Are About to Get Unbearable! Happy Birthday — Card by Chris Tutty

Let’s Be Fur Real… Things Are About to Get Unbearable. Happy Birthday!

This card has teeth. Literally.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty painted Cocaine Bear — a ferocious, galaxy-blue black bear, jaws wide open, amber eyes blazing, red paint splatter flying like chaos incarnate — inspired by the legendary Pantry Bear of Windermere, BC. A real bear. A real kitchen. A whole lot of mess.

The story goes that this bold, fearless bear broke into a home in Windermere and absolutely destroyed the kitchen — ransacking the pantry, leaving chaos in every corner, and becoming a local legend in the process. Chris captured that raw, unhinged energy in every brushstroke — and turned it into the most intense birthday card you’ve ever seen.

Bold red and gold typography blazes across the bottom: Let’s be Fur Real… Things are about to get UNBEARABLE. Happy Birthday.

For the person who doesn’t do boring birthdays. For the friend who appreciates art with real bite. For the birthday that’s about to get absolutely unbearable — in the best possible way.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Cocaine Bear
• Inspired by the legendary Pantry Bear of Windermere, BC — the bear that broke into a kitchen and caused absolute chaos
• Ferocious galaxy-blue black bear, jaws open, amber eyes blazing, red paint splatter
• Bold red and gold typography — “Let’s be Fur Real… Things are about to get UNBEARABLE”
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, bear lovers, wildlife fans, and anyone whose celebrations tend to get a little out of hand

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of wildlife, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the cake’s gone.

Bold. Ferocious. Unbearable.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.