Lemmy Be Your Valentine! — Motörhead Valentine’s Day Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Lemmy Be Your Valentine!

Because nothing says “I love you” like the most dangerous man in rock and roll pointing straight at your heart.

This wickedly brilliant Valentine’s Day card features an original painting by Canadian artist Chris Tutty — a raw, intense, larger-than-life portrait of Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead, black hat, skull-and-crossbones pin, steampunk goggles, and that unmistakable finger pointed directly at you. The man who lived harder, played louder, and loved deeper than anyone in rock history.

Hot pink spade typography on a deep magenta banner. Black and silver chaos in the background. Lemmy staring you down like he’s daring you not to be his valentine. It’s irreverent. It’s rock and roll. It’s the greatest Valentine’s Day card ever made.

For the rock fan, the Motörhead devotee, the person who thinks Valentine’s Day cards are usually terrible — and for anyone who deserves to be told, in the most Lemmy way possible, that they are loved.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Lemmy Be, portrait of Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead
• Bold hot pink Valentine’s typography with skull-and-crossbones attitude
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for rock fans, Motörhead lovers, and anyone who celebrates Valentine’s Day on their own terms

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, party, or just because—you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle’s gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.