Description
xKeep Your Head Down... and Swing Big. Happy Birthday.
This bold greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a darkly hilarious tribute to the cult classic film Caddyshack, starring the legendary Bill Murray as Carl Spackler, lurking in the bushes at Bushwood Country Club with his furry nemesis the gopher by his side.
Gritty, moody, and dripping with movie magic, this card captures the chaotic spirit of one of the greatest comedies ever made. Whether your birthday boy is a golfer, a movie buff, or just someone who appreciates a man on a mission against a rodent — this card delivers.
The original painting was created for the Cat and Fiddle Golf Tournament, which raised an incredible $4,800 for Hospice Calgary. Every card carries that legacy of generosity and good humour.
Perfect for the golfer who takes the game too seriously, the Bill Murray superfan, or anyone who needs a birthday card with a little more edge than the drugstore offers.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
- 5 x 7 premium greeting card
- Custom envelope
- Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.
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Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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