This electrifying greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a stunning mixed-media portrait of Keanu Reeves as the legendary John Wick, rendered in oil, airbrush, and acrylic. Neon blues and purples crackle with energy, the city skyline burns in the background, and the Grim Reaper looms beside him — because when Baba Yaga shows up to your birthday, you know it's going to be legendary.
The card reads "Keanu Believe It's Your Birthday" — a pun so perfectly executed it deserves its own Continental Hotel suite. Bold, cinematic, and dripping with John Wick energy from corner to corner.
The mixed-media technique — combining the depth of oil paint, the smooth gradients of airbrush, and the vibrancy of acrylic — gives this piece a richness and intensity that leaps off the card. This is the kind of artwork that stops people mid-party.
Perfect for the John Wick fanatic, the Keanu devotee, the action film lover, or anyone who deserves a birthday card that hits as hard as the man himself.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.