Outta the Way, Leprecaun… I’m Walken Here! — Happy St. Patrick’s Day Card by Chris Tutty

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Outta the Way, Leprecaun… I’m Walken Here.

Nobody owns a room — or a holiday — quite like Christopher Walken.

This gloriously unhinged St. Patrick’s Day card features an original painting by Canadian artist Chris Tutty — a deadpan, larger-than-life portrait of Christopher Walken in a sharp pinstripe suit and green tie, clutching a foaming green beer, while a very alarmed leprechaun scrambles out of the way behind him. The speech bubble says everything: “Outta the Way, Leprecaun… I’m Walken Here.”

Deep emerald green background, gold shamrock filigree, vintage pub sign typography, and the most intense stare in Hollywood history make this card an absolute showstopper. Lucky to be a Badass. Tutty’s Hollywood and Gangs. Cheers.

For the Walken devotee, the St. Patrick’s Day enthusiast, the person who appreciates a perfectly delivered pun, and anyone who is absolutely, unquestionably Walken here.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Outta the Way, Leprecaun…, Christopher Walken St. Patrick’s Day portrait
• Terrified leprechaun, green beer, shamrock filigree, vintage pub aesthetic
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, Christopher Walken fans, and anyone lucky enough to be a badass

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, party, or just because—you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle’s gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.