To a guy who makes birthdays great again. This is not fake news… you're a great guy. A great guy.
This gloriously over-the-top greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty from his painting "The Big D" — a bold, gold-drenched, fireworks-exploding portrait of Donald Trump flanked by American flags and bald eagles, rendered with all the drama and spectacle the man himself would demand. Stars, confetti, golden light, and that signature unblinking stare — all framed by a striking red border that makes this card impossible to miss.
The copy? Pure Shevelle — Wild West Hollywood's resident mascot and the genius behind the cheeky card copy that makes you snort-laugh and immediately want to send it to someone. "Have a YUGE Birthday" is the pun that writes itself, delivered with exactly the right amount of swagger and wink.
Based on the same powerful artistic series as "The Donald" — a commission rooted in the "Power of the Palette" concept exploring how an artist can portray power or frailty — this version cranks the energy all the way up and wraps it in a bow. Or a red border. Same thing.
Perfect for the Trump fan, the political humour lover, the pop culture obsessive, or anyone in your life who deserves a birthday that's absolutely, undeniably, YUGE.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.