Hard Hits. Hard Names. No Apologies. — Dave Hanson Card by Chris Tutty

Hard Hits. Hard Names. No Apologies.

The card for every Slap Shot devotee, hockey fanatic, and anyone who has ever taken a hit, kept their glasses on, and come back harder.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty created Dave Hanson — a stunning, photorealistic vintage hockey card tribute to one of the most iconic characters in hockey film history. Styled as a classic 1970s hockey card, the card features a breathtaking close-up portrait of Dave Hanson — #16, Left Wing for the Charlestown Chiefs — blood streaming down his face, thick black-taped glasses slightly askew, shaggy brown hair, blue and gold Chiefs jersey. A smaller action shot inset shows him on the ice in full stride. The Naughty Nerd Cards logo blazes in the upper left, the bold CHIEFS wordmark in gold in the upper right. Dave Hanson’s signature is printed in the number circle. Bold pink and black typography across the bottom reads:

DAVE HANSON ★ LEFT WING ★ HARD HITS. HARD NAMES. NO APOLOGIES.

For the hockey lover. The Slap Shot fanatic. The person who has always played hard, hit harder, and never once apologized for it. For the birthday, the hockey night, or just because — this is the card that will make every Chiefs fan lose their mind.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Dave Hanson
• Stunning vintage 1970s hockey card design — Dave Hanson #16, Left Wing, Charlestown Chiefs
• Photorealistic close-up portrait — blood streaming down face, black-taped glasses, shaggy hair, blue and gold Chiefs jersey
• Action shot inset, Naughty Nerd Cards logo, CHIEFS wordmark in gold
• Dave Hanson signature in number circle
• Bold pink and black typography — “Hard Hits. Hard Names. No Apologies.”
• Premium quality print on white card stock
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, Slap Shot fans, hockey lovers, Chiefs devotees, and anyone who plays hard and hits harder

REALLY BIG NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Really Big Naughty Nerd Cards are the oversized, go-big-or-go-home edition of the Naughty Nerd Cards collection — built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, sport icons, and bold attitude into every design. When a regular card just won’t cut it, you go Really Big.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel that makes a statement the moment it hits the table.

Whether it’s a birthday, a hockey night, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re making an entrance.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, cheered at, and remembered — long after the final buzzer.

Hard Hits. Hard Names. No Apologies.
Be the one who brings the best card to the rink.