Two icons. One card. Zero chill.
Canadian artist Chris Tutty painted this stunning 30 x 40 original — Ghost Malone front and centre with his tattooed face and iconic cowboy hat, and the ghost of Jim Morrison rising behind him, whispering “I’m the Lizard King.” Blue electric lightning, a full moon, bats, and a graveyard complete the scene.
Chris actually met Post Malone at the legendary Rainbow Bar & Grill in Los Angeles — one of rock and roll’s most iconic venues — and hopes to one day get this original 30 x 40 painting signed by Post himself. Until then, this card carries that story.
For the music lover, the Halloween fanatic, or anyone who believes legends never die — this is their card.
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it’s Halloween, a party, or just because—you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the candy’s gone.
Funny. Edgy. Legendary.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.