The card nobody saw coming — but everyone needed.
Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature pop culture attitude to Halloween with this hauntingly hilarious card. Featuring an original Ghost Malone portrait — tattooed face, iconic cowboy hat, blue electric lightning, full moon, bats, and a graveyard — this is the Halloween card that hits different.
The pun? Legendary. The art? Stunning. The reaction when they open it? Priceless.
For the Post Malone fan, the Halloween lover, or anyone who appreciates a card that's equal parts art and comedy — this one's for them.
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's Halloween, a party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the candy's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.