The birthday card for the woman who owns every room she walks into.
Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his bold, mythological art to this gloriously fierce birthday card — Medusa. A powerful, stone-skinned Medusa stands tall in the ruins of an ancient Greek temple, golden sword raised, serpents coiling through her hair, jewelled armour gleaming in an eerie emerald glow. Her gaze is calm, commanding, and absolutely devastating.
Bold gold and green typography blazes across the bottom: Happy Birthday to a woman whose looks can still turn any man to STONE.
For the woman who is fierce, fabulous, and absolutely legendary. For the birthday that deserves a card as powerful as the person receiving it. For the friend who doesn’t just turn heads — she turns people to stone.
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of mythology, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the cake’s gone.
Bold. Fierce. Legendary.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.