HAPPY BIRTHDAY – HERE ARE THE RULES (Fight Club) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Happy Birthday. Here Are the Rules...

This intense greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a striking dual portrait of Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) and The Narrator (Edward Norton) from the 1999 cult classic Fight Club, rendered in explosive reds and purples with all seven rules laid out below.

Bold, raw, and unapologetically edgy — this is the birthday card for the person in your life who lives by their own rules, doesn't follow the crowd, and would absolutely start a fight club if given the chance.

The first rule? You do not talk about how good this card is. The second rule? Same.

Perfect for the film fanatic, the Brad Pitt devotee, the Fight Club obsessive, or anyone who deserves a birthday card with a little more attitude than the drugstore offers.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.