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xHappy Birthday Gorgeous!
This stunning greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a bold, luminous close-up portrait of Marilyn Monroe rendered in vivid golds, pinks, and blues with the energy and confidence of old Hollywood at its absolute peak. Red lips, gold hoop earrings, and that iconic Marilyn gaze that stops you cold — this is glamour distilled to its purest form.
The card is based on Chris Tutty's original painting "Hollywood" — a piece that captures not just Marilyn's likeness but the entire spirit of an era when stars were larger than life and beauty was an art form in itself. Splashes of colour, gold leaf accents, and a painterly expressiveness that makes this card feel like a gallery piece you can hold in your hands.
Simple, powerful, and impossibly gorgeous — just like the person you're sending it to.
Perfect for the Marilyn devotee, the pop art lover, the classic Hollywood fan, or anyone in your life who deserves to be told they're absolutely gorgeous on their birthday.
NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
- 5 x 7 premium greeting card
- Custom envelope
- Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.
Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.
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