Wanna Hook Up on Your Birthday? — Gretzky Hook Up Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don’t Take… So… Wanna Hook Up on Your Birthday? Happy Birthday!

This card has a story behind it that’s as legendary as the man himself.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty created the original painting Gretzky Hook Up — a bold, explosive pop art portrait of Wayne Gretzky in his iconic LA Kings #99 jersey, paint-splattered and electric with energy. The painting was auctioned off at Craig Simpson’s Golf Tournament in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada — signed by The Great One himself — and raised $4,900 for the cause.

A painting signed by Gretzky. Auctioned at his teammate’s charity tournament. In Edmonton. That’s not just art — that’s hockey history.

Now that same energy lives on in this wickedly funny birthday card. Bold graffiti typography, neon pink and gold, paint splatter chaos, and the most recognizable face in hockey staring back at you with that look that says: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

The perfect card for the hockey fan, the Gretzky devotee, the Edmonton Oilers faithful, or anyone who deserves to be told — on their birthday — to take the shot.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Gretzky Hook Up, signed by Wayne Gretzky and auctioned for $4,900 at Craig Simpson’s Golf Tournament, Edmonton, Alberta
• Bold pop art portrait of Gretzky in his LA Kings #99 jersey
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for hockey fans, Oilers faithful, Gretzky devotees, and anyone who takes the shot

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, party, or just because—you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle’s gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.