For Someone That Wants to Be Cool and Classy Like Me — Blowin’ Smoke by Chris Tutty

For Someone That Wants to Be Cool and Classy Like Me.

The card that says everything with a smirk and a smoke ring.

Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature retro pop art style to this gloriously self-assured card — Blowin’ Smoke. A stunning 1950s Texaco pin-up girl holds a gas nozzle in one hand and a cigarette in the other, smoke curling lazily past her perfectly composed expression. Vintage Tokheim pump behind her, Texaco badge on her chest, warm golden aged-tin background glowing around her.

Bold red vintage script blazes across the bottom: For Someone That Wants to Be Cool and Classy Like Me.

Confident. Cheeky. Absolutely dripping in vintage glamour. The card for the person who has always known exactly who they are — and isn’t shy about it.

• Original artwork by Chris Tutty — Blowin’ Smoke
• 1950s Texaco pin-up girl with gas nozzle, cigarette, and vintage Tokheim pump
• Warm golden aged-tin background, Texaco branding throughout
• Bold red vintage script — “For Someone That Wants to Be Cool and Classy Like Me”
• Premium quality print
• Includes white envelope
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Perfect for birthdays, the effortlessly cool, vintage Americana fans, petrolheads, and anyone who is already exactly this classy

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of retro pop art, vintage Americana, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and kept — long after the moment’s gone.

Cool. Classy. Covered.
Be the one who brings the best card.