DON'T LET FAST WOMEN AND SLOW HORSES RUIN YOUR LIFE. CHEERS MATE. (Peaky Blinders / Tommy Shelby) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Don't Let Fast Women and Slow Horses Ruin Your Life. Cheers, Mate.

This stunning greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a beautifully rendered portrait of Tommy Shelby from the critically acclaimed series Peaky Blinders. Flat cap pulled low, cigarette between his lips, and a magnificent dapple grey horse standing proud beside him — Tommy holds a weathered sign with the most perfectly delivered piece of life advice you'll ever read on a birthday card.

"Don't let fast women and slow horses ruin your life. Cheers, Mate."

This piece holds a special place in Chris Tutty's catalog — it was painted for his own personal foyer at home, born from a genuine love of Peaky Blinders and an equally deep love of horses. The kind of painting you create not for a client or a commission, but because you simply have to. That personal connection comes through in every brushstroke — the quiet intensity of Tommy's gaze, the nobility of the horse, the cinematic atmosphere of rain-soaked Birmingham cobblestones.

Perfect for the Peaky Blinders devotee, the horse lover, the Cillian Murphy admirer, or anyone in your life who needs a little Tommy Shelby wisdom delivered with style on their birthday.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
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