The card that makes everyone stop, read it twice, and then absolutely lose it.
Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature jewel-toned wildlife art and zero-filter humour to this gloriously cheeky card — Ram Tuff. A massive bighorn ram stares you down from a deep midnight forest, his enormous spiral horns alive with multicolour neon dots — electric blues, hot pinks, fiery oranges, and deep purples — glowing like something straight out of a fever dream.
Bold black and white typography blazes across the top: Do you have RAM DNA in you? Would you like to?
No explanation needed. No apologies given. Just a ram, a rack, and a question that lands differently every single time depending on who’s reading it.
For the person with a sense of humour. For the friend who gets it immediately. For the card that absolutely nobody forgets.
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of wildlife, pop culture, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the moment’s gone.
Bold. Wild. RAM Tough.
Be the one who brings the best card.