DARTH VADER TOLD ME WHAT YOU WANTED (Star Wars) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Darth Vader Told Me What You Wanted. He Must of Felt Your Presents.

This epic greeting card features one of the most ambitious pieces Chris Tutty has ever created — a stunning Star Wars tribute painting that took three full months to complete using a combination of airbrush and oil paint. Every detail was obsessed over, every character placed with intention.

The result is a galaxy-spanning composition featuring Luke Skywalker front and centre, with Darth Vader looming large overhead, flanked by Boba Fett, C-3PO, TIE Fighters, the Millennium Falcon, the Death Star, and X-Wings blazing across the cosmos. It's not just a card — it's a love letter to the Star Wars universe from an artist who grew up living it.

Originally created as a commissioned fanboy art piece, this painting represents the pinnacle of Chris Tutty's pop culture portraiture — the kind of work that stops people in their tracks and makes them say "how is this on a greeting card?"

Perfect for the Star Wars superfan, the collector, or anyone who deserves a birthday card that belongs in a gallery.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.