The card that’s equal parts vintage cool and absolute trouble.
Canadian artist Chris Tutty brings his signature retro pop art style to this gloriously cheeky card — Blowin’ Smoke. A stunning 1950s Texaco pin-up girl leans against a vintage Tokheim gas pump, Texaco cap tilted just so, cigarette in hand, smoke curling lazily into the air. Warm golden aged-tin background, bold red and cream vintage typography blazing across the card:
Blowin’ Smoke and Breakin’ Hearts — From Gas to Glamour — TEXACO Has You Covered!
Retro. Irreverent. Absolutely unforgettable. The card for the classic car lover, the vintage Americana fan, the person who appreciates a little glamour with their gasoline.
Not your typical card. Not even close.
Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate — and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.
Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of retro pop art, vintage Americana, and sharp humour into every design. Whether it’s a birthday, a celebration, or just because — you’re not just giving a card… you’re giving a reaction.
Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.
Each card includes:
These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered — long after the moment’s gone.
Retro. Irreverent. Covered.
Be the one who brings the best card.