ANYONE WHO CAN'T HANDLE YOU AT YOUR WORST (Marilyn Monroe – War Time) Greeting Card by Chris Tutty

Anyone Who Can't Handle You at Your Worst Doesn't Deserve You at Your Best.

This stunning greeting card features original artwork by Chris Tutty — a breathtaking WWII-era pin-up portrait of Marilyn Monroe leaning against the riveted fuselage of a wartime bomber, B-17s cutting through a blue sky above her, her red dress reading "Make Love Not War" in bold relief. Equal parts glamour and grit — exactly like the woman herself.

This piece was inspired by the rich tradition of WWII nose art — the pin-up paintings that pilots had hand-painted on the fuselages of their aircraft for luck, morale, and a little piece of home in the middle of the unthinkable. Marilyn Monroe, who famously entertained troops and embodied the spirit of an era, was the natural muse for this tribute to that golden age of wartime art.

Bold, cinematic, and dripping with vintage Americana — this card carries a message as timeless as the woman on the front. Anyone who can't handle you at your worst doesn't deserve you at your best. Words to live by.

Perfect for the Marilyn fan, the history buff, the aviation enthusiast, the pin-up art lover, or anyone in your life who deserves to be reminded just how extraordinary they are.

NAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards

Not your typical card. Not even close.

Naughty Nerd Cards are bold, funny, a little inappropriate—and exactly the kind of card people actually keep. These are the cards you wish you could find in stores… but never do.

Each card is built from original artwork by Chris Tutty, bringing a mix of pop culture, attitude, and sharp humor into every design. Whether it's a birthday, party, or just because—you're not just giving a card… you're giving a reaction.

Printed on ultra-thick 100 lb premium stock using high-resolution 300 DPI artwork, every card delivers rich color, crisp detail, and a high-end feel.

Each card includes:

• 5 x 7 premium greeting card
• Custom envelope
• Clear protective sleeve (so it stays clean, sharp, and display-worthy)

These are the cards that get passed around, laughed at, and remembered—long after the bottle's gone.

Funny. Edgy. Modern.
Be the one who brings the best card to the party.