{"title":"HAPPY HALLOWEEN NAUGHTY NERD CARDS","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"1162f64a-7a68-43ad-ac1a-b49b9230629e\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-20\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ff185e39-773a-4aed-93d3-65902fd2a8b6-361\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-21\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"8687d648-8b6f-4912-a3b9-a27e30267441\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"32\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"32\"\u003eHall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"32\"\u003eoween Naughty Nerd Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"32\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eHalloween Naughty Nerd Cards is a bold, twisted, and wickedly fun greeting card collection created by artist Chris Tutty — built for people who want their Halloween humor with a little more bite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eThis collection takes the classic spooky season vibe and flips it into something darker, edgier, and way more entertaining. Ghosts, witches, pumpkins, and creepy characters collide with the unapologetic attitude of the Naughty Nerd Cards brand — perfect for those who love Halloween but aren’t into the same old predictable, kid-friendly cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eEvery design is rooted in Chris Tutty’s original artwork and signature visual style, blending bold colors, striking contrasts, and expressive characters into pieces that feel more like collectible art than disposable greetings. These aren’t dollar-store Halloween cards — they’re built to stand out, get laughs, and maybe raise a few eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003eAt the center of it all is Sheevelle, the no-filter mascot of the Naughty Nerd universe, delivering Halloween messages with just the right mix of mischief, attitude, and devilish charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eSome cards are spooky.\u003cbr data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eSome are hilarious.\u003cbr data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eSome might be a little inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1224\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAnd that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"happy-halloween-from-ghost-malone-halloween-card-by-chris-tutty","title":"Happy Halloween From Post \"Ghost\" Malone — Halloween Card by Chris Tutty","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHappy Halloween From Ghost Malone. 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