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Built around the signature Naughty Nerd Cards attitude, these designs mix holiday spirit with sarcasm, flirtation, and just the right amount of mischief. Whether it’s playful, suggestive, outrageous, or laugh-out-loud funny, these cards are made for people who like their Christmas with a twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eEvery card is rooted in Chris Tutty’s original artwork and distinctive visual style, combining bold graphic design, expressive characters, rich colors, and collectible presentation. From pin-up-inspired holiday scenes to unexpected pop culture moments, these aren’t your average Christmas cards — they’re statement pieces designed to stand out on a shelf and get a real reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eAt the center of it all is Sheevelle, the no-filter voice of the Naughty Nerd universe, bringing her signature mix of charm, chaos, and attitude to the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eSome cards are festive.\u003cbr data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003eSome are funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eSome might land you on the naughty list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003eAnd that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003eChristmas Naughty Nerd Cards aren’t soft, predictable, cookie-cutter holiday greetings.\u003cbr data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003eThey’re bold, sarcastic, memorable, and made for people who don’t do boring — even at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1647\" data-end=\"1728\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause the holidays should be fun…\u003cbr data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eand your card should be unforgettable. 🎄🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"wishing-you-a-hoppin-good-time-hoppy-easter-card-by-chris-tutty","title":"Wishing You a Hoppin’ Good Time! — Hoppy Easter Card by Chris Tutty","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHappy Easter! Wishing You a Hoppin’ Good Time. Naughty Never Looked So Good.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card has a story as bold and beautiful as the art itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCanadian artist \u003cstrong\u003eChris Tutty\u003c\/strong\u003e has had the privilege of meeting \u003cstrong\u003ePamela Anderson\u003c\/strong\u003e several times — including at Comic Expo, where she signed his original portrait painting in support of the \u003cstrong\u003eWomen’s Shelter\u003c\/strong\u003e. A cause close to both their hearts. That signed original sold for \u003cstrong\u003e$4,800\u003c\/strong\u003e, with proceeds going to support women in need. A piece of art. A piece of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe original painting was a stunning portrait of Pamela Anderson — and Chris graphically redesigned it into this gloriously cheeky Easter card, adding the bold hot pink graffiti typography, naughty Easter eggs, and that unmistakable Naughty Nerd Cards attitude. The result? The Easter card nobody expected and everybody needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person who appreciates art, attitude, and a Hoppin’ Good Time — this is their card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal artwork by Chris Tutty — portrait of Pamela Anderson, signed by Pam at Comic Expo in support of the Women’s Shelter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal painting sold for $4,800 with proceeds supporting women in need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraphically redesigned by Chris Tutty as an Easter card — bold hot pink graffiti aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes hot pink envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for Easter, Pamela Anderson fans, and anyone who likes their holidays a little naughty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eNAUGHTY NERD CARDS – 5 x 7 Greeting Cards\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot your typical card. 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